Dan Quayle for Pope in 2000 - He'll wear the white cap for you. Vote for running mates. Al Gore Stupid Quotes - Collected snippets of untrue or surprising statements, discussed in context, with dates and attributions. Nobody for President - A movement opposing voter apathy Brezhnev 2000 - The late Soviet leader attempts a comeback. Bob Dole on Women - Bob Dole's view of the role of the First Lady, and other women. Back Issues of satirical Vote2000 - Archives of the newsletter by Jim Richardson, political consultant. Al Gore vs. Wet Mop - Showdown between Al Gore and a mop. About.com: Election 2000 Humor - A collection of election 2000 jokes, satire, cartoons and parodies, from the presidential campaign to the Florida follies. Bush-Gore Dance - Very original and funny dancing of Bush and Gore as you have never seen them before. Bush Sucks - Can't find a candidate to endorse? Mock the unendorsable! That's George W. Bush.