Divinashow - Provides a personality diagnosis based on numerology, assigned to ten unique characters from a birth date. The Trolloscope - Find your Guardian Troll, which will send you monthly advice for everyday life. Advice From a Caterpillar - Ask a yes or no question and the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland gives you an answer. Ask a Klingon - Ask a Klingon, get a trite Klingonese saying. Soothsayer - Answers questions in a yes / no format a la Magic 8 ball. Tarot Machine - A slot machine like tarot reading. Able to read love and work and overall fate everyday. Oracle of Wisdom - Sarcastic answers, often with pop-culture references. The Bobbymeizer Machine - Click the noose to read Bobby's answers to your questions.