The Chomskybot - Generates random paragraphs that hover at the edge of understandability, in the style of renowned linguist Noam Chomsky. The Dialectizer - Browse the web or read text in any of several comic English dialects. Pick from Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, and Pig Latin. The Universal Translator - Translates the web to skinhead, pimp, smurf, Aussie, cockney and redneck. Shredder - Mangles webpages into something new. Crapola Web Translator - Translates web pages to a variety of dialects. WebCollage - A collage of random images found on the Web. Ebonics Translator - Translates normal text into ebonics. Netdisaster - Loads any web page and unleashes user-selected disasters on it, including Martian invasion, floods, dinosaurs, and tomatoes. The BurnMaker - Transforms personal email and correspondence into foul-mouthed, anger-filled rants.