QuakeHack - "So you guys will develop my game for me?" Builds Character - "I want to talk to you about this NetHack thing." You're My Avatar? - "I'm the ASCII character that represents you in NetHack." Grip on Reality - "Those beer kegs were cool but ... seeing purple apes?" Doesn't Take Much - "The hydro company's sending someone out here to fix things." Real Evil - "This NetHack game it is borink." Amulet of Yendor - "NetHack! Now that's a game with real depth." All-Time High - "My whole life seems to be just a long string of code." Ghost of @Home Past - "Could I have a moment of your time?" This Web Design Thing - "Aren't you smart." At Your Service - "Thanks for covering for me." Leave Now - "Time for you to split." Treated to a Meal - "He said he was going out for something to eat." More Important Tasks - "Managing tech products falls within my purview." Affected Area - "Last week has seen a huge rise in psychotherapy cases." Playing NetHack - "So this is where you dorks hang out now?" Next Week's Spam - "That's an odd looking screen." Believe Me - "I think I'll be an orc tourist." Lava Pools - "The same ol' same ol'." Do You Want to Learn? - "I'm going to teach you ... about being a sysadmin."